POOF and the light goes off

I was sent this in my email, I am only  65; but, I can relate.

POOF and the light goes off

An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with
normal results. The doctor says, ‘Bert, everything looks great. How are
you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?’

Bert replies, ‘God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
he’s fixed it for when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom, *poof*!, the light goes on. When I’m done, *poof*!, the light goes off.’

‘Wow, that’s incredible,’ the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Bert’s wife. ‘Ethel,’ he says, ‘Bert is doing fine but I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof *!, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done, *poof*! the light goes off?’
 
‘OH MY GAWD!’ Ethel exclaims.

‘He’s pissing in the fridge again!!!!’.

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