A friend of mine sent this to me in an email:
Sitting together on a train was Obama, a Cajun from Cut Off, a little old
lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound
of a loud slap..
When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks:
Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.
The blonde girl thinks:
Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the
old lady and she slapped him.
The Cajun must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him, but
missed and got me instead.
The Cajun thinks:
I can’t wait for another tunnel, so I can slap the shit out of Obama again.