Do I have this correct?

LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!

IF YOU CROSS THE **NORTH KOREAN** BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD
LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE **IRANIAN BORDER** ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE **AFGHAN BORDER** ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
 
IF YOU CROSS THE **SAUDI ARABIAN **BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.>
 
IF YOU CROSS THE **CHINESE BORDER** ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM
AGAIN.
 
IF YOU CROSS THE**VENEZUELAN BORDER** ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE **CUBAN BORDER** ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
 
IF YOU CROSS THE **U.S. BORDER** ILLEGALLY YOU GET
 
1 – A JOB,
2 – A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 – SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
4 – WELFARE,
5 – FOOD STAMPS,
6 – CREDIT CARDS,
7 – SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8 – FREE EDUCATION,
9 – FREE HEALTH CARE,
10 – A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
11 – BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
12 – AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU
DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
 
 
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION.

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